The Free Land of The Free Imperium is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 812 million Free Imperium Citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaisersberg. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Free Imperiumian economy, worth 79.2 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,557 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, high school bands practice by moonlight, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Imperium's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Free Imperium is ranked 18,348^th in the world and 772^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.